urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan ... Меня постоянно преследуют умные мысли, но я быстрее... Kharakhala 2008-04-17T05:01:16Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:165077 2008-04-17T05:01:16Z 2008-04-17T05:01:16Z <lj-embed id="4" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:164676 2008-04-05T17:09:26Z 2008-04-05T17:09:26Z Скушные будни программиста, только что сфотканные...<br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2300/2389437477_8b222bb276_o.jpg"><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:164415 2008-04-01T11:12:11Z 2008-04-01T11:12:11Z Разошлите всем пожалуйста...<br />Нужна ваша помощь!!! Срочно ребенку (25 лет), требуется Ауди RS4 Sport и красивая девка, блондинка (или брюнетка) с 4 размером груди.<br />Спасите ребенка! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:164178 2008-03-23T11:30:08Z 2008-03-23T11:30:08Z Про нашу контору написали в Jerusalem Post: <a href="http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1205420754480&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull">http://www.jpost.com/servlet/Satellite?cid=1205420754480&pagename=JPost%2FJPArticle%2FShowFull</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:164033 2008-03-20T09:28:38Z 2008-03-20T09:28:38Z <lj-embed id="3" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:163819 2008-03-20T06:02:11Z 2008-03-20T06:02:11Z В целях политкорректности, негров в Штатах называют афроамериканцами.<br />Предлагаю в России (с той же целью) евреев называть евророссиянами. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:163520 2008-02-13T06:06:11Z 2008-02-13T06:06:11Z Накормить его по началу была целая проблема...<br /><table> <tr> <td><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2261636685/" title="IMG_5324 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2261636685_bd3393a908_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="IMG_5324" /></a><br /></td> <td><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2262425694/" title="IMG_5353 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2262425694_d42042fa37_m.jpg" width="240" height="160" alt="IMG_5353" /></a><br /></td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2261636685/" title="IMG_5324 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2261636685_c0bbf20405_o.jpg" width="768" height="512" alt="IMG_5324" /></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2262425694/" title="IMG_5353 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2247/2262425694_cb1ee2d175_o.jpg" width="768" height="512" alt="IMG_5353" /></a><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:163199 2008-02-11T07:12:26Z 2008-02-11T07:13:25Z <lj-embed id="2" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:163024 2008-02-11T07:08:36Z 2008-02-11T07:08:36Z Да, нельзя ребенка перед телеком долго держать...<br /><br /><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2138/2257464118_798a46fbb4_o.jpg"> <img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2268/2257464210_15c82d752d_o.jpg"> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:162615 2008-02-11T07:02:25Z 2008-02-11T07:02:25Z <table> <tr> <td><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2257462362/" title="IMG_5263 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2312/2257462362_9f89f26538_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="IMG_5263" /></a><br /></td> <td><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2256664723/" title="IMG_5261 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/2256664723_a24cffe72b_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="IMG_5261" /></a><br 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src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2157/2253648631_9eff6b5fd1_o.jpg" width="768" height="512" alt="IMG_5165" /></a><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:162060 2008-02-10T06:21:28Z 2008-02-10T08:34:32Z <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2254446316/" title="IMG_5159 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2254446316_92838f1f01_m.jpg" width="160" height="240" alt="IMG_5159" /></a><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2254446316/" title="IMG_5159 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2353/2254446316_c8742c0edd_o.jpg" width="512" height="768" alt="IMG_5159" /></a><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:161830 2008-02-08T10:06:11Z 2008-02-08T10:06:11Z <lj-embed id="1" /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:161555 2008-02-06T06:22:26Z 2008-02-06T06:22:26Z На межфакультетских соревнаваниях.<br />Единственное что я хорошо запомнил, так это то что мы 17-18 летние пацаны перетянули канат у "металлургов", дядек которые поступили в универ после армии и второгодников. :)<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2244012250/" title="FAI_1995 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2244012250_e595a662ac_m.jpg" width="240" height="154" alt="FAI_1995" /></a><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2244012250/" title="FAI_1995 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2284/2244012250_e595a662ac_b.jpg" width="1024" height="655" alt="FAI_1995" /></a><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:161460 2008-02-05T11:51:41Z 2008-02-05T11:52:51Z Господи, какие же мы были дети...<br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2244012182/" title="School02 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2392/2244012182_8a3ea1d9af_m.jpg" width="240" height="168" alt="School02" /></a><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/andrukhan/2244012182/" title="School02 by Andru-Khan, on Flickr"><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2392/2244012182_8a3ea1d9af_b.jpg" width="1024" height="717" alt="School02" /></a><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:161051 2007-11-06T11:56:30Z 2007-11-06T11:56:30Z Here’s a bit of info on technology in Israel:<br /><br />• Motorola’s commercial cell phone was developed in Israel. Motorola has its largest development center in Israel<br /><br />• Intel has four major development centers in Israel. <br /><br />• Israel has one of the highest percentages of computers and cell phones per capita in the world. <br /><br />• Israeli Universities are known worldwide for their extraordinary professionalism in science and engineering fields.<br /> <br />• In proportion to its population, Israel has the largest number of startup companies in the world. In absolute terms, Israel has the largest number of startup companies than any other country in the world, except the US (3,500 hi-tech companies). <br /><br />• Outside the United States and Canada, Israel has the largest number of NASDAQ listed companies. <br /><br />• Microsoft has one of its three “strategic development centers” outside the US in Israel. It is based on several startup companies that Microsoft has acquired in Israel, which are now part of this development center. Most of Windows NT technology was developed in Israel. <br /><br />• SAP AG, the enterprise software leader, has its larger development center outside Germany in Raanana, Israel. This center, called “SAP Labs Israel”, is also based on several startup companies that SAP acquired in Israel. <br /><br />• Checkpoint, the world’s leader in internet security and firewalls is an Israeli company. <br /><br />• Israel is ranked #2 in the world for venture capital funds right behind the US. <br /><br />• Israel has the third highest rate of entrepreneurship - and the highest rate among women and among people over 55 - in the world. <br /><br />• Voice mail technology was developed in Israel by Comverse. <br /><br />• The AOL Instant Messenger was developed in 1996 by four young Israelis (ICQ)<br /><br />• Given Imaging, an Israeli company, developed the first ingestible pill-sized video camera, used for medical diagnostic without the need of an invasive operation. <br />• The Israeli company M-Systems developed the USB-Flash Drives, used for portable storage all over the world. The company was recently bought by SanDisk, an American company, the world’s leader in the flash storage market, established by an Israeli. <br /><br />• IBM, Kodak, Cisco, HP, Google, Novell and many others, also have large scale research and development centers in Israel. <br /><br />• Israel is a major player in the high tech world. The R&D centers and talent have produced some amazing technological achievements…more than any other place in the world with the exception of Silicon Valley. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:160970 2007-10-24T08:10:48Z 2007-10-24T08:10:48Z В ближайшие недели две выставки, одна в России, другая в Штатах. Но в Вашингтон едет босс, а я в Москву лечу. Пытался "обламать" его и поменяться, ибо в Штатах он бывает каждые полгода практически, а в России еще ни разу, ну а я почти наоборот. Короче, хотел как лучше, а получилось как всегда... В итоге в Москву мы летим теперь вместе.<br /><br />А демонстироваться мы будем здесь: <a href="http://www.interpolitex.ru">http://www.interpolitex.ru</a> приходите посмотреть. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:160527 2007-10-22T06:09:20Z 2007-10-22T06:09:20Z Малой уже везде лазает, заглядывает ко всем в тарелки...<br />Пытается вцепиться своими 2-мя зубами во все что только можно, а что нельзя подтягивает ко рту руками, но мы обычно успеваем перехватить...<br /><br /><table> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/1684445619_3b430f0090_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/1685297154_e02b11fbe8_m.jpg"></td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2304/1684445619_0da06f0461_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2147/1685297154_8dd6aa2b31_o.jpg"><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:160471 2007-10-03T05:09:18Z 2007-10-03T05:09:18Z На работе не кофейный аппарат, а какой-то офисный тамагочи - сначала ему воды налей, потом зернами покорми, а затем и отходы убери. А сегодня этот поганец еще и под себя написал! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:160115 2007-09-26T06:40:52Z 2007-09-26T06:40:52Z <table> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1251/1440784377_5bbdda44b3_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1034/1440785291_2551a25362_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1131/1441644108_3455184303_m.jpg"></td> </tr> </table><br /><table> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/1440784579_fd1c4b0b44_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1441643272_3c839920c1_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1441643920_ef681f4ec8_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1254/1440785191_8c07d9493f_m.jpg"></td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1251/1440784377_7d11301593_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1034/1440785291_049fb0bf3d_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1131/1441644108_029324eb5b_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1413/1440784579_97afd778cf_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1022/1441643272_05c1bef48f_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1355/1441643920_918c4189d1_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1254/1440785191_0f86e54df2_o.jpg"><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:159878 2007-09-22T09:43:50Z 2007-09-22T09:43:50Z Дети в подвале играли в саперов...<br /><br />Реальное продолжение стишка тут: <a href="http://www.newsru.co.il/mideast/22sep2007/gazablow911.html">http://www.newsru.co.il/mideast/22sep2007/gazablow911.html</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:159570 2007-09-19T06:12:41Z 2007-09-19T06:12:41Z Почти ползаем...<br /><br /><table> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1024/1403736588_686cd48268_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/1403739986_3dcd0b79aa_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1203/1402850417_e0bdf1daea_m.jpg"></td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1024/1403736588_987f9520c4_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1234/1403739986_22a28aff48_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1203/1402850417_792de08661_o.jpg"><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:159286 2007-09-17T19:35:15Z 2007-09-17T19:35:15Z Малому сегодня в ванной начесали чуб, а он и рад, давай головой вертеть и красоваться...<br /><br /><table> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1124/1398506484_5cd1effd23_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/1398506902_8965d990ea_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/1398507344_541df1f25d_m.jpg"></td> </tr> <tr> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1313/1398508262_bc1da78eb4_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/1398506078_15ac5cb5ce_m.jpg"></td> <td><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1186/1397618439_abc8f9bb9b_m.jpg"></td> </tr> </table><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1124/1398506484_d61f3c2373_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1267/1398506902_974c04c209_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1047/1398507344_0bd17fb411_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1313/1398508262_36d1796584_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1108/1398506078_5414bd1775_o.jpg"><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1186/1397618439_c3f96f4f75_o.jpg"><br /><br /> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:159081 2007-08-28T03:03:14Z 2007-08-28T03:03:14Z Сча умру просто...<br />Снова прилетел в Аргентину, только что... Время 23 с чем-то по местному...<br />Включаю телик, а на экране приключения Антона Городецккого в "Дневном Дозоре" с испанскими субтитрами.<br />Сначала не въезжаю, видимо сказывается 19 часовой перелет и 26 часов door-2-door, потом начинаю громко ржать, как конь... Надеюсь соседи по гостинице не испугались...<br /><br />Это, блин, как прилететь в Бельгию из Израиля и слушать там по местному радио классную еврейскую эстраду времен 70-80 годов, которую в Исраиловке никогда не слышал. Но это была совсем другая история... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:andru_khan:158840 2007-08-08T06:13:08Z 2007-08-08T06:13:08Z Июльское утро в Буенос-Айресе, 2 недели назад.<br />Восходы там были восхитительные, а вот дни были дождливые, что поделать - в Аргентине зима +7С где-то и пасмурно...<br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/1046957807_bc1231c6c7_m.jpg"><br /><br /><a name="cutid1"></a><br /><br /><img src="http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1367/1046957807_f25fdbaddb_o.jpg"><br /><br />